Someone tried to tell me at age 70 there is no Santa!!!! WhAAAAAt!  I wrapped him in copious Christmas lights and put him in the yard as a light pole!!!! My 7 year old son asked my youngest brother (who was in his 30,s) if there was a Santa Clause.  I saw him lean in and whisper.  My son later told me that he said “Yes, There is a Santa Clause and tell your mom I said so or she’ll beat the crap out of me!!” End of Story.