Tis The Season…
“I have put myself on a time out until I can play nice with others. You will likely never see me again!”
I love the holiday season. Why do Philistines and Prats have to make it difficult for the rest of us? I have no filters when it comes to calling out an idiot. My nephew says he will never let them put me in a nursing home. He is going to keep me safe and release me like the Crack-en when he needs me.
I tell people my son has been career military just to have an easier life than having me for a mother. My point being…it is the holiday season around the world. Let’s be Jolly and at least have some manners when we drive, shop, and gather. We will feel better when we do. Don’t piss off old ladies like me who can go from zero to “What the Hell” in two seconds flat. And then we flatten you.
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Felice Navidad, and a Global Happy Holiday!
Namaste, The Queen Cronista