WE HAVE ARRIVED-2 Juicy CronesPosted on October 19, 2015 by croneuno At last we have arrived! These two juicy old crones are on loan to you from the Universe. We are here to bring our respectfully irreverent natures to everyone. We will blog about life, health, recipes, herbs/spices, gardening and generally anything else that comes …
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As I've grown in wisdom and butt size along with that has come some new mysteries to ponder in my nightly analysis of our world. Why is it that I can no longer keep a pillow square in the corners of a pillow case? What is that? Why has common sense left the whole Galaxy? …
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Baked Feta Bites Ingredients 1 (8-oz.) tube crescent dough Cooking spray, for pan 24 ~2" square pieces roasted red pepper 24 1" cubes feta 1tbsp. Fresh thyme leaves, plus more for garnish 1/2 medium shallot, minced Kosher salt Lemon zest, for garnish Directions: Preheat oven to 375° and adjust oven rack to center position. Roll out crescent dough and pinch together …
I told someone yesterday that trying to get my sister to do anything "Was like trying to lasso a Gnat in a Hurricane" ...Queen Quote To which one of our elders replied OR ..." Trying to Put Socks on a Rooster!!!" I love this one. We discussed how we use a lot of "colloqueism"s in …
Chaos Accounting As it happens I do accounting for Betty and Barney Rubble in Bedrock. Those humans still on full analogue mode. I worked for fortune 500 companies for 43 Years and never came up with the level of inefficient, in effective organizational skills a Betty Rubble. In a world gone mad, total lack of …
Queens’s Respectfully Irreverent Rules of Engagement Gentlemen do not marry or even date the following females: Someone who does not know the difference between a microwave and a convection oven (Hint knows no science or basic home economics)Someone who is clingy or high maintenance; Arm candy can be bad for your healthNever consider someone who …
As the madness of the holidays sets in I found this note to gently remind us to stay grounded in all the holiday insanity. I can't find my note on who wrote this but I thank them for this gentle reminder...Namaste, The Queen Cronista Crazy People If you think people are crazy, are you one …
...“I truly meant to behave but there were just too many other great options.” T-Shirt Philosophy Welcome to my world. Someone once sent me a book “When You Can Walk On Water Take The Boat.” They fell into my friends philosophy that I am one of the most predictably unpredictable people he had ever met. …
“You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those. “ T-Shirt Philosophy I think you know by now if you've been around the Crones for any length of time we tend to tell it and not need to sell it. Getting …
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