Diva Humor…Southern Sayings…

I told someone yesterday that trying to get my sister to do anything "Was like trying to lasso a Gnat in a Hurricane" ...Queen Quote To which one of our elders replied OR ..." Trying to Put Socks on a Rooster!!!" I love this one. We discussed how we use a lot of "colloqueism"s in …

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Diva Ranting: Chaos Accounting…

Chaos Accounting As it happens I do accounting for Betty and Barney Rubble in Bedrock. Those humans still on full analogue mode. I worked for fortune 500 companies for 43 Years and never came up with the level of inefficient, in effective organizational skills a Betty Rubble. In a world gone mad, total lack of …

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Diva Ranting: Queens Rules of Engagement…

Queens’s Respectfully Irreverent Rules of Engagement Gentlemen do not marry or even date the following females: Someone who does not know the difference between a microwave and a convection oven (Hint knows no science or basic home economics)Someone who is clingy or high maintenance; Arm candy can be bad for your healthNever consider someone who …

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Diva Rambling: Holiday Crazy….

As the madness of the holidays sets in I found this note to gently remind us to stay grounded in all the holiday insanity.  I can't find my note on who wrote this but I thank them for this gentle reminder...Namaste, The Queen Cronista Crazy People If you think people are crazy, are you one …

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Diva Ranting: But I Meant To….

...“I truly meant to behave but there were just too many other great options.” T-Shirt Philosophy Welcome to my world. Someone once sent me a book “When You Can Walk On Water Take The Boat.” They fell into my friends philosophy that I am one of the most predictably unpredictable people he had ever met. …

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Diva Ranting: That little thing….

“You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, I don't have one of those. “ T-Shirt Philosophy I think you know by now if you've been around the Crones for any length of time we tend to tell it and not need to sell it. Getting …

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Diva Musing: In My Defense….

“In my Defense I was left unsupervised.” This one made me laugh. Everyone who has ever known me knows this is true. I'm a firm believer in being the surprise “CRAZY “in someone's day. A brilliant lawyer once told me I was the most predictably unpredictable persons he had ever known. I have always considered …

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Diva Ranting: Not out of your way….

Today's T Shirt Quote: “People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me it's not out of my way at all.” One of my fondest beliefs is that a Good Queen is full of wit, sarcasm, and respectful irreverence to all thing NOT good for the soul. Narcissist being the …

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Diva Rambling: More T-Shirt Wisdom…

“The best thing about the good old days was that I wasn't good and I wasn't old!” The good old days were great; no denying. However, I tell the young one around me that I think it gets better every decade. We have a chance to make every day a good old day in our …

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